Participoints

The points gained in a classroom setting by participating in the current activity

Person 1 "She only gave me 3 participoints in class"

Person 2 "Maybe you shouldn't have been caught texting"

by SHJ3894 January 25, 2009

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

Participation trophy

Everyone wins regardless of how fucking shit you are at it.

Timmy and his autistic soccer team got a participation trophy after they lost 14-0

by BruhSlav January 16, 2019

Portia De Rossi

Australian born Actress/model who has had both hit movies and hit tv shows. She is infamously known for snogging her then-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini in an alleyway, before the pair were both 'out' as lesbians in Hollywood. She is also known for staying in shape by only eating standing up. She is now in a steady relationship with Ellen Degeneres and the pair intend to marry when gay marriage becomes legal in America.

"Yo, see dat chick over there?"
"Yeah"
"She's a total Portia De Rossi Man."
"Yeah?"
"Yup. She's such a hot rug-muncher."

by LezDazzle January 14, 2007

Clinton Portis

A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays

Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted

by cfoer July 27, 2006

particle accelerator

A machine or device used to accelerate subatomic particles at extremely fast speeds using electric fields. It can even separate components of atoms!

kevin - Dude that was some serious crap you just proved.

jay - I dedicate my credit to the particle accelerator!

kevin - You mean you seriously jerked that neutron!?!?

jay - Yup. I'll teach you how to jerk. (if ya want)

by Twinkymobile October 25, 2009

shag particles

Particles that occur during friction between two people, during sexual activities. They cannot be seen by the naked eye but are present and can be felt.

When a man and a women are enaging in sexual beahviour, the shag particles occur.

by Lil chick! December 1, 2010