porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement

I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.

by country chris February 4, 2010

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porpus

half between a whale, seal and dolfin. (pronounced por-pus)

look at that porpus lady over there. or im so hungry i could eat a porpus.

by night hawk1369 September 1, 2009

chocolate porcupine

having anal sex with a male or female wearing a french tickler or studded cockring

I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half

by Trickle August 3, 2006

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

by Person :)! September 11, 2009

percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.

"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"

by TenChan September 19, 2011

Porcupine Rind

The prickly pubic hair stubble that grows back a couple days after a girl shaves

After going down on her the other night, my face was burned for like two hours from being buried in her porcupine rind.

by Undeletes August 21, 2013