parahater

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.

Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.

by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

pormhoob

Autistic version of PornHub

Autistic kid walks in the room, "man my nigga must've been on pormhoob."

by dsaFwwwwwwwwwa 4bey March 8, 2017

porch

Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.

E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)

by Gabriel Cash May 23, 2006

Sleep on the Porch Night

1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.

2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.

Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.

by Pink Dragon January 28, 2004

Porch Dyke

A lesbian with absolutely no social life. Which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. She stays home i.e. the "porch" and dyke's herself out to whoever comes over.

Rachel: "Hey where's Dani?"
Megan: "What? You know that porch dyke doesn't hang out with us anymore."
Rachel: "Oh yeah."

by Jay-Rome October 25, 2006

Hopped off the porch

The day your innocence was lost, when you started conducting yourself as an adult. The point in time when you go from child, to adult. More examples would be having sex, getting high, and breaking the law. Popped your cherry.

I was 14 years old the day I hopped off the porch. That was the first time I smashed a hoe.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 24, 2021

porchcore

genre of music. in reference to artists that you could envision playing on the front porch as opposed to their garage or a smoky bar. involving acoustic guitar, perhaps banjo, or slide guitar and vocals.

not hard enough to be hardcore, not pornographic enough to be considered softcore....

*please do not confuse porchcore with country music.

Jack Johnson's music is porchcore.

by carolinagirl September 29, 2007