poot

a poo and a toot at the same time, poop ,fart
Somebody pooted...
Oh what's that poot smell?!?!
Your're a poot ball
by staringatpeoplehehe March 01, 2014
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Poot

1.) A nonsensical place holder, commonly used in math.

2.) Often used to describe when a situation doesn't work, or if something means nothing.

3.) Also, it can be used as an expletive.
1.) Is it a Z-score, T-score, or poot?

2.) It means poot.

3.) POOOOT!
by Autumn Ai April 29, 2009
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poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.
"That poots!"
by Robberbaron Snotbuckets October 06, 2008
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poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.
Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?
by alltheoldlionsza June 29, 2011
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Poot

To poop and toot at the same time. Same as shart only for little ears.
-Daddy I tooted and have poop in my butt.

-Son, thats called a poot.
by jt1jacobs September 05, 2010
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Poot

A ho or slut, someone who gets around.
That denise girl ia a poot.
by Favilicious April 04, 2003
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poot

to go poop...need we say more??!!
by jrs1234 November 27, 2010
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