Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

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while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

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Poor Theo

A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.

Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?

No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.

Poor Theo!

by Lumpbag April 29, 2009

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poor sport

a person who becomes unnecessarily emotional after being defeated at some sort of contest, regardless of the contests' significance. Also could be described as a baby.

Grace flips out every time she loses at bowling. It's just bowling. She's a bit of a poor sport.

by cyrsc August 24, 2009

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Poor Man's Pimms

A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.

Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.

by Stegwych August 12, 2006

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