Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

poon

moon with your penis

I can't believe that Jack pooned here.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Pooned

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

by glockmaster flash September 30, 2005

poon

adam juwig, a vagina

"hey adam, we should go chillin with the pud"

"no man, i'm tired"

by taylor March 15, 2005

POONed

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

by TristanM May 14, 2008

poon

big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon

Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"

by very kewl kid with the helpkid October 20, 2012

poon

To beat someone with skill and with ease

you got pooned
im gonna poon you
you aint no poon

by GaryG April 18, 2006