Pooper

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on, ass

Kaylyn had the nicest pooper I've ever seen!

by Limetime December 28, 2004

Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.

1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

Poonbrella

A very large labium minora that hangs out farther than the rest of the vagina.

Its raining outside, better stretch my girlfriend's poonbrella over my head so I don't get wet.

by HermesFranca January 3, 2009

pooper cooper

one who shits themself at a party, while being drunk (off of little alcohol), and then proceeds to punch the host's mom.

-"yo did you see kate cooper shit themself?!)
-"yeah man, now shes pooper cooper!"

by latroy jackson October 18, 2008

splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

poonarchy

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.

poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!

by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007