PooBeer

A person who insists on having a full fledge conversation with you in the bathroom while taking a dump.

Dude gross, your such a PooBeer. No I don't want to talk to you while your taking a dump, man.

by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

poobicle

The cubicle in an office that is closest to the toilet, so the owner of the poobicle gets the smell of poop and hopefully air freshener every time the bathroom door opens.

"I know the status of everyone's digestive processes because my desk is in the poobicle."

by muerta January 11, 2012

poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012

Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

Pooboi

Grey Goose

Boat shoes, no socks.

You know the type.

This guy is a straight up pooboi

by wellsnjosh March 10, 2017

Poobong

A type of illegal substance smoked in a bong.

Yeah mate, flaming poobong

by Noah the drain rat November 2, 2017