Pondmitzvah

Initial time your child swims/surfs/wakeboards etc. in a retention pond. Usually the result of peer pressure. Requires multiple showers afterwards.

Dude, did you see Luke yesterday? He had his Pondmitzvah.

by Beach Momma June 2, 2010

Ponymale

A male with a ponytail hairstyle

i used to have respect for him, but then he became a ponymale.

by PonymaleHater July 9, 2010

Poomaloof

a trendy urban male with an affection for alcohol and partying. Not to be mistaken with an inner city college student. a Poomaloof can often be found in smoke friendly sports bars, eateries with good drink specials and or massage parlors. A Poomaloof will often claim to be quite knowledgeable in various fields of study however one quickly sees through the facade.

While out drinking last night, I ran into a Poomaloof in a bar and quickly found myself in a heated debate, concerning whoopie goldberg and her 'open relationships'.

by ricky fawn January 13, 2011

Ponoceraneficanisica

Neither light nor dark, good nor evil. its the defenition of everything and nothing. The bridge between real and insucnificant.

Acctual meaning : To eat is to drink is to see the lightbaulb

This is just Ponoceraneficanisica

by Nakoja Kumori November 16, 2011

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomentum

The feeling of having to poop due to the force of your poop trying to exit your bowels.

Damnit!! I held in my dump too long and now I lost all my poomentum.

by Dambay June 23, 2018

Poomes

(pronounced poomes) - Meaning: poo fumes so over powering that one must open windows in order to escape the odour.

The poomes were so over powering the morning after a vindaloo that windows had to be opened to escape the smell

by JimJamSos January 4, 2020