First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sickline.
"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."
"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."
When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nutssplit and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.
"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"