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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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Pokémon rule

The Pokémon rule is when someone says that they pick one of two options and then say “I choose you!”
Cody Rhodes said he wasn’t going to go to wrestlemania against Roman Reigns, only to say at a later date“I choose you Roman Reigns!” Putting in a fake out Pokémon move meant that they picked one of two options and said “I choose you!” Like a fake out and the Pokémon rule
by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024
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Pokémon card

by anonymous September 27, 2021
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Pokémon

Demons that aren't good for christian kids
these pokémon are up to something
by ProfessionalRetard May 19, 2019
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