pokute

a blob shaped animal (vegetable?) found in the Japanese animated series Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu!

The word seems to have derived from a 100 ms sample of Muhammed Ali's "Rumble In The Jungle" speech taken out of context and used in the song Fushigi No Pokute!!

Pokute? tastes disgusting!

by Pokute April 8, 2004

Pokespe

A manga otherwise known as 'Pokemon Special' or 'Pokemon Adventures' is pokemon game-based and is authored by Hidenori Kusaka

Have you read Pokespe yet? It's so cool!

by Tardisbuilder June 29, 2014

Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.

Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.

by RedJ February 27, 2015

Tokie Pokie

The act of smoking marijuana while having sex.

Dude, I did the tokie pokie with my girl last night.

by Joey Kittel November 9, 2009

pokeman

The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.

Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!

by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.

Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!

by heyitsgray August 13, 2011

slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.

"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"

by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007