Platonic Friend

A loser

You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency , break open glass!
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)

by FreshOrange October 15, 2018

platonic maki

n. A semi-regular sushi date with a friend of the opposite sex you would totally get with but has a boyfriend.

"Have you eaten yet?"
"No, but I'm grabbing dinner with Jessica"
"Ah, a little platonic maki action..."

by spicy_tuna February 20, 2009

platonic fucking

A male and female having sex out of friendship rather than sexual interest.

I want some platonic fucking. We'll fuck, but not in a sexual way.

by Sex Jerry February 22, 2013

Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

Platonic Boner

It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...

I had a platonic boner with my friend...

by saulong April 16, 2010

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply

Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.

Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!

Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!

Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!

by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009

platonic

A relationship formed when two friends fall in love but neither will admit it. These friends will usually snuggle, hold hands, talk about all the deep stuff and stare at stars together.

Are you and Lindsey dating?

NO NO WE ARE JUST PLATONIC I SWEAR GOD EW GROSS NO

sure just keep saying that

platonic friends just friends love

by A "platonic" person April 7, 2016