Chinese helicopter pilot

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.

"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"

by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011

Pilot Goggles

When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.

"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."

by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Pilosopo

Filipino word closely equivalent to Pedant.

Juan: I can count from 1 to 10 in less than 5 seconds.
Juan: 1-2-10!
Dodong: You're so Pilosopo!

by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 26, 2019

student pilot

someone learning to fly. aka, me.

Garett, what do you do?
Well, im a student pilot.

by subscribe to flightsimboy 75 October 24, 2017