Pervert

Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from doing something unusual. Definitions of "perverted" behavior vary depending on who's using the word. To a ninety-six-old-old grandma, tongue kissing may be see as perverted. To a twenty-one-year-old guy, smearing chocolate sauce all over his girlfriend's body and licking it off while she's tied up isn't.

One person's pervert may be another's kinky.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Urban Pervert

An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.

Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.

by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010

pervert

Someone who seems to turn every conversation into something related to sex.
I.E. Shigure Sohma. Miroku. ....Blah blah blah...

Shigure: High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls~~~!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?

by Sakura The Pocky Goddess June 28, 2005

pervertical

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.

Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pervert

Someone who goes around making jokes at other people being very crude and pornographic thinking they are being funny or making a pass at someone and being very nasty with horny jokes

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by browngirlsdonttakebs May 5, 2009

Perverb

A perversion of a popular proverb that shares its name with a word game played by children. Oftentimes mistaken for an actual proverb by elderly citizens.

Also defined as "the stupid man's proverb."

Perverb examples:

Child 1: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, you can lead a horse to water!

Child 2: Hahaha. Let me try: A penny saved is a penny worth a thousand words.

Old Man: Kids these days. So damned intelligent.

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*During a round of Nazi Zombies*

Dempsey: Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

by Omayeah April 8, 2011

Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009