Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

perfectly sincere popcorn

an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd.

When he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. It was perfectly sincere popcorn.

by ben claude May 5, 2003

Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

by OttoParts June 9, 2009

Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010

perfect hatrick

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session

man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick

by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

perfect turd

A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.

Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him

by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018