by Tom April 20, 2003

by LeilaSP February 25, 2019

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.
Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.
by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011

One of the funniest girls you'll ever meet. Has a serious sense of fashion and an incredible sense of humor. She lights up every room with her jokes and her smile. She isn't the most popular or well known, but she has an amazing group of friends who love her just how she is. She's creative, outgoing, beautiful, and her personality shines bright.
by hurlhurlhrulryuryru November 29, 2024

The fittest and funniest person your ever meet, if you know a Jamie Percy you are the luckiest person in the world. There quiet but yet still make you laugh, it could be a bad day where your in trouble and he'd make it better
by Jamie Percy November 22, 2021

Percy is a goofy person whose main goal in life to to cheer people up. They're mischievous, but good-hearted. They tend to be slightly stubborn, but it comes from a good place. They are tough, but will likely try to hide if they are sad or not because they don't want to make you upset. So make sure to ask a Percy you know how they're feeling and make sure they're being honest!
A Percy makes a good friend and partner, and they won't hesitate to show affection.
A Percy makes a good friend and partner, and they won't hesitate to show affection.
by Corgifriend101 January 2, 2021

The fittest and funniest person your ever meet, if you know a Jamie Percy you are the luckiest person in the world. There quiet but yet still make you laugh, it could be a bad day where your in trouble and he'd make it better
by Jamie Percy November 22, 2021
