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by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009
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penguin attack

When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.
You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!
by The Regent October 18, 2010
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penguins freezing in antartica

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself
Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica
by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011
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Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.
Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.
by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010
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i-Penguined

When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.
Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!
by Stefano Amare October 17, 2013
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chubby penguin

When your dick is sort of hard but you can't achieve a full erection because it's too cold out.
Dude, Mary and I were totally going to fuck in the back seat but it's January and I was sporting a total chubby penguin.
by MOCHammer August 8, 2016
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Shotgunning a penguin

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin
by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019
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