Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011

petting

actually every kind of intercourse between a male and a female except sex

we're in the petting-phase for 2months. hope next week she lets me fuck her.

by strawberry_addict June 7, 2007

Pexting

Sending a page and a text simultaneously

The ER department has implemented pexting so now In an emergency I get the message on my pager and several hours or even a day later I recive the message on my cell phone.

by Sigfried January 9, 2015

Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.

I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!

by Tito Fernandez June 28, 2011

Pexting

When your puppy has to communicate with other dogs through pee/ texting.

I tried to hurry Lily up, but she's like a teenager with her Pexting. dogs texting

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

Penting

Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.

Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!

by Ethu December 20, 2017

Aggressive Petting

The act of pleasuring one's self or another, by the use of hands. Similar to jacking off or fingering....only petting.

Benjamin took Jodie out to eat, bought her a couple glasses of wine, and then went home with her for some aggressive petting...one lucky ass dude.

by Stevie Y September 5, 2005