peasant cell

A plain and simple cell phone that can only be used to make calls.

my phone can take pictures, shoot video and play mp3's what about you? Wow my peasant cell can only make phone calls.

peasant cell by mjamesa January 12, 2009

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Peasant Carriage

Most means of public transportation
IE: Bus, Train, Coach etc.

Me "Why not just get a bus and save money"
Mark "I must contest, I refuse to travel on the peasant carriage"
Me: "Thou must protest as your financial situation is dyer"
Mark "Once yonder giro is cashed ones means of transportation would become more favourable kind sir"

Peasant Carriage by Syharrisonb July 16, 2011

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peasant boy

A poor person who is unable to pay for drinks or a round of shots for their boys and is only able to get drunk by stealing boozes or mooching of others kindness.

The ole beer and pee swap, that is what the peasant boy gets for drinking beer thru a straw when nobody was looking. Classic bait and switch.

peasant boy by KingBullshark September 22, 2014

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Peasant-year

A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.

For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.

Peasant-year by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021