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Peta

Person 1: What's Peta?
Person 2: It's when people eat tasty animals.
by Skyex March 14, 2021
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Peta

"I love peta"
"Me too"
by Cbass2324 June 17, 2019
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peta

Please eat this ass

While some might think of peta as “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals” they are wrong.
omfg khyber u are so sexy peta”
by sexyredhead1738 September 27, 2021
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PETA

The largest unified coalition of dumb blondes the world has ever seen.
Oh my god, like, we have to like, totally help all the poor cute animals who are like, totally being abused by evil scientists and stuff.
by Amall June 10, 2006
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peta

The Spanish word for joint.
Smoke that peta.
Passa el peta.
by sammy davis February 18, 2005
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PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (if you ask them), or maybe Pusillanimous Egregious Terrorist Assholes. In cahoots with (or is an alternative front for) the Animal Liberation Front, or ALF. (Assholes Live Forever?)

An extremist organisation on at least the same plane as the various stripes of frankenfearmongers. They are against the use of animals in medical experimentation ... until they get seriously sick themselves, when the use of medicines tested on animals is suddenly AOK. (To take just one example, the organisation's vice-president Mary Beth Sweetland is diabetic and has no problem taking insulin, thereby knowingly using a technology already tested on dogs and rodents. Check it out.) In the name of the rights of animals being raised on fur farms for their pelts they will often set said creatures "free" ... without a moment's thought for either the safety of the "liberated" creatures after a lifetime being tended in a cage, or their impact on the local environment. They have no objection to firebombing anyone they don't believe loves animals as much as they do, or indeed booby-trapping the cars said people drive. They howl at dog pounds and other such for euthanasing animals, while their own organisation is much given to doing the same to the beasties it takes into "care". They terrorise anyone they like without bothering to so much as debate with them or wish them the time of day ... but just wait for one of these "animal-loving" parasites to end up under a cop's baton and listen to them howl about their civil rights. Obviously someone forgot to tell them when they were growing up that deeply unhip old maxim that rights come with responsibilities.

PETA supporters think it's cool that lions chase down wildebeest on the grasslands of Africa, although obviously that's gonna change when they all become citizens with full rights ... a farmer shooting rabbits that are coming for his lettuce, on the other hand, is the spawn of Satan. They enjoy comparing farms to Nazi death camps. I'm sure that goes down a treat with all those Jews, gays and other such folk out there. PETA consists of a rabble of mentally unstable adolescents along with an upper crust of ageing hippies and a few celebrities, at least some of whom should, one would think, be older and wiser. One of their members, model Joanna Krupa, has claimed she'd rather go naked than wear fur ... that makes two of us, darling. You first.

Best thing to do with them is to drop them into a pit full of hungry lions and see how many articles of their manifesto they manage to recite before they have an educational experience.
Might I suggest that PETA finds a better way of loving animals than hating humans?
by Fearman January 3, 2008
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peta

A group of militant extremist, who only believe their oppinions count. They will step over a starving human so they can rescue a flea covered rat from a storm drain. If you disagree with their views they will attack.
The PETA members beat the shit out of a homeless man because he ate a hotdog he found in the trash.
by phillyfan September 21, 2006
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