You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.
by Arish A July 4, 2011

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.
origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.
origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.
by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010

Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
by Chris Jenkins February 3, 2007

see dickface. A big waste of good air, believes to be a healer and also believes that anyone not under the strict rule of "christian faith" is not allowed to live on this earth. Has traded his brain in for a bible and now reigns as a fascist dictator on the show, 700 Club. Tried and had support for presidential election. Welcome to America!
by KangaRanga July 14, 2005

The greatest punter of the last generation for the Indianapolis Colts and the funniest sports analyst on the internet who runs the funniest show on the internet.
by MCAFEEMAFIA December 4, 2020

Pat Key is a guy suffered terrible racism in his life he also used to get spat on by a small minority & all he ever wanted was a apology/justice
by The SDL June 30, 2020

by Douglas E Smith December 29, 2005
