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Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick
by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008
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Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise
by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020
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Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.
Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.
by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018
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Patrick

Patrick is awesome
by BDE999 February 20, 2022
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Patrick

A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.
Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.
by Jebus42 October 21, 2019
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Patrick

A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.

Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats

strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.

+ The following permanent buffs

Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)

Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)

Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro

Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
by zetsu86 December 30, 2022
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Patrick

He weird and funny in a stupid way he always touching Carliyonna’s paper and he always trying to dance like her. But he really like ass (After School Snacks) he really in one love with anime. He has a Double chin and a big for head .very annoying and he farts a lot . He said he think and wrestles.
Patrick makes us laugh.
by annoyilrac November 22, 2019
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