parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

parasail

The male version of the 'motor boat'. Stretch the scrotum into a sail and blow.

She loved to parasail his balls after he finished motor boating her.

by tragicdeer November 7, 2010

patrisia

Patrisia would be that really annoying girl but have so much ex's

Shes so annoying she is DEFINITELY A patrisia

by Ava mardosom October 29, 2020

parastu

A kind, sexy, beautiful Iranian dentist, and mother of two, who pulls rotten teeth all day

Wow look at Parastu today, she's beautiful!

by worksuckstoday69 February 3, 2010

Patrishia

Patrishia is a warm-hearted and kind individual. Not only can she make anyone's day with her dimpled smile and soothing voice, but that girl is poppin with her luscious brows, booty, and dance skills. Don't mess with her though because that bitch will not hesitate to throw hands.

Guy #1: "Oh damn, who's that girl practicing those sweet dance moves?"
Guy #2: "Her? That's Patrishia! If only she would notice me"
Guy #1: "Yea, anyone would be lucky to have her! No fuckboys though"

by alex punani December 13, 2016

slash parasocial

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial”

by myphonewastakenwastaken April 18, 2021

parasiked

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a *long* extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean) to connote. Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.

Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
Wow, I said sarcastically, as Tom revealed his parasiked bank account.

by JoshuaDefined January 15, 2022