Pathage

The length of pavement that is between you and your destination

Yo I'm gonna cross the grass, to cut off some pathage

by Pathagemaster June 22, 2020

Path of pain

1. A truly horrifying maze of buzzsaws, thorns, and spears in the game hollow knight
2.A viable reason for therapy once completing it

One brave individual: *crying*
Therapist: it's okay the path of pain can't hurt you anymore.

by Buddyleaf1 June 25, 2021

Pathetic Beta Male

The person who posted above me

I shagged yer mom is a pathetic beta male

by Candlestyxx November 19, 2022

path to nowhere

a gacha game about lesbian criminals

bro, have you played path to nowhere? i think you’d like hecate, you get her for free in the prologue

by bigbrainasian January 2, 2023

wrath-path

Whatever, or whoever, is directly ahead of or in sight of a person in a rage.

George: "Did you see Brian tear into Chet the other day?

Jason: "Yeh man, you definitely want to stay out of Brian's wrath-path, that's for sure"

by BuffDudeTotally March 13, 2014

patheic

Person which believes in the religion of being pathetic.

I was too lazy to do laundry, so I bought new underwear instead. I am patheic.

by Barefooted August 3, 2007

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008