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Self-partnered

An empowering way to say you are single
I just broke up with nada, now I am self-partnered
by @nd._.7 November 7, 2019
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heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.
by Pace June 3, 2004
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Carolina Panthers

The Most Complete Team in the Nfl . With A Frecious DEfense and Speedy offense(2006panthers)
Carolina Panthers are the best team ever
by alyanna August 9, 2006
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sex panther

cologne used to attract the opposite sex.

example in action.
Brian Fantana: about Veronica I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
opens cologne cabinet
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
cheesy grin
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
snarls
Smells like:
pure gasoline
a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
a turd covered in burnt hair
Bigfoot's dick

It's time to use Sex Panther, the most potent cologne you will ever smell. Oh yeah.
by DrewBear93 June 2, 2008
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partner

a person that you will have at some point.
i believe in you man. go get 'em. you'll find a partner someday
by KinKin12132 March 3, 2021
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sex panther

a fictional cologne used in Anchorman:the legend of Ron Burgandy, it is made by odeon and is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time
by Rmilkman October 14, 2008
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