Parker

Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also

Girl:you look like a Parker
Boy:fuck you

by Jitexposed March 30, 2018

Parker

A ratty boy

Don't be such a parker

by Snootsmcgee August 23, 2017

Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018

Parker

Mormon fuck.

Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."

by Happy Mormon July 30, 2017

Parker

(v.) to steal the seat of another

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.

by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010

Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

Parker

Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic

"Wow, that was such a parker."

"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"

by Kyuubiman January 13, 2009