Parker

A ratty boy

Don't be such a parker

by Snootsmcgee August 23, 2017

Parker

A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.

Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot

Girl: Lucky

by Blurry January 26, 2018

Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza August 17, 2017

Parker

Mormon fuck.

Guy: "Wow have you seen that guy Parker swimming hella slow? "
Me: "yeah that's just Parker being a fucking Mormon again."

by Happy Mormon July 16, 2017

Parker

(v.) to steal the seat of another

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.

by Martin11111111 March 05, 2010

Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America

We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"

by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010

Parker

Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic

"Wow, that was such a parker."

"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"

by Kyuubiman September 28, 2008