Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

D0n@LD +rumq pandemic

This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.

D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022

Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!

by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020

Pre-Pandemic

Nonono bitch.

Hym "It's going down to pre-pandemic levels. It increased during the pandemic. And now it's going back to regular amounts of rape. You aren't doing shit. This isn't intended to do anything about rape. It isn't intended to do anything about child murder. It's intended to immiserate ME and steal my ideas without paying me because THE SECOND you have to credit and pay me for creating AI YOU HAVE TO STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME. Which is what you are doing. Which you are not. You never were. You never could have been. That's what this has alway beeen about. About making me sit here, in pain, while I'm berated by retards, to try and punish me for talking about your kids. Lying Christians and Jews decided to lie (because they always lie and do nothing BUT lie) and tried to make a point about their bullshit religion by stealing and/or allowing other people to steal from me because this is what they do. And then when I inevitably stab one, you are going to sit there and pretend you didn't actively torture me into doing it. So, no. Fuck you. You tell the truth. You come here. You bring whatever you need to bring to prove to the mass that I am correct because I KNOW I AM. And you bring me my money so I can retire."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

pandemic

a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!

This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!

A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!

b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???

a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!

by k0at October 18, 2020