Paedoph-Iliya

A crime involving being a bit pedo to your younger brother or sister. Can only be committed by parkour-loving russian boys

That parkour loving Russian boy nonced his little brother, and is hereby guilty of committing paedoph-iliya

by Froloving it March 21, 2019

Paerdon euwwww

In dedication of Caroline, the one and only love of my life, Paerdon Euwwww is a term to get someone to repeat something after they have mumbled or said something quite remarkingly retarded

Molly: Shane Dawson slept with his cat

Sorcha: Paerdon Euwwww

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies

Have you seen maris work paedo van.

by Havince September 7, 2020

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

Granny Pedonika

a entertainer who is african-american.
she got accused of sexually abusing children in 2023.

Oh, Granny Pedonika, you’re my favourite!

by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2023

padon

padon (n) - (1) a person or thing that completely rules. At times causes others to look in complete awe.

That mutha fucka that just owned the skeetball, he's a mutha fuckin padon.

by Cool mo De May 6, 2005

paedococranecrophiliac

well it is how it reads, having sex with dead childrens poo

walking past a shop i noticed a paedococranecrophiliac, it was the oddest sight i had ever seen

by oddjob01 August 5, 2007