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implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007
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Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out
“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it
Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LocalGeary January 5, 2022
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Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.
Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.
I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.
by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015
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