Pumpus

Cute furry creature, thing or person.

Aaaaaw you're my pumpus!

by elloello123 August 3, 2012

Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

by Huevon June 19, 2010

pumped up kicks

all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run now run my gun

all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run faster than my bullets

by dummolovesyou September 11, 2018

Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009

pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!

by sbo April 28, 2011

pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment

pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors

by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013