Preston 

fucking bitch ass pussies. If you ever meet a preston... please leave.

Person A: Ayo its preston fuck that bitch
Person B: The fuck out of here nigga

Preston by seckymanwalterwhite October 27, 2020

Preston 

Preston, the most annoying, emo, introverted, gamer boy I've ever met.

Omg Preston is so annoying

Preston by ILMS June 7, 2021

Preston 

An Asian Cunt who will step on your mom and he is the biggest pp licker in the world

Cunt Preston is depreston

Preston by The SUCC DUCK March 12, 2019

preston 

A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.

dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape

guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.

preston by Dom Moon May 24, 2007

Preston 

An emo kid from G-Ville

Preston's so emo that he would like to hold on a sec emo kids don't like to do anything but mope around and plan for suicide. thats me

Preston by pmn9393 November 6, 2008

Preston 

A kid who is very depressed and is Mormon. Has a 50% chance to shoot up a school.

That jackass is a Preston.

Preston by Pussylicker98 June 8, 2018

Preston 

Usually a big red headed flaming faggot. Loves sucking huge dicks.

That preston loves sucking big monkey penis.

Preston by X_Nigger_X November 3, 2014