One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.
Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
by You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea! August 03, 2005
(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.
by G-Union December 19, 2003
When the lord above rains down with the white fluffy stuff till it's creepin' on your nether regions.
by whocares8310 January 27, 2009
The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.
by moutainbikerjoel March 08, 2020
Kung Pow, Kung Pow, Hiah!
by *...Nukin...* September 19, 2007
A brief discussion about a matter concerning a person or an event. Usually to come to a conclusion that needs to be addressed quickly.
1. Dude. Don't carry on until we have a pow wow about this.
2. We desperately need a pow wow before I start talking to him again.
3. He said what? Pow wow!
2. We desperately need a pow wow before I start talking to him again.
3. He said what? Pow wow!
by Sacagawia October 02, 2009