Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

Throwa Potion

Noun : A noun describing any liquid that causes intoxication either alcohol or other intoxicant

"Man, that Grey Goose is some throwa potion!"

by K. McCoy December 31, 2008

Gay Potion

When you cum inside your friends soap dispenser

I made a gay potion at Reza's house

by Badussy Lover 51 August 20, 2022

The potion

Something that is very good or works well

This hamburguer is the potion yo

by agn vipksdangipoa September 3, 2025

Robbie Potion

A legendary and elusive potion with no current means of production, the effects it has on Robbie(y) is horrifying and un-describable. The effects on one not worthy is currently unknown but assumed to be lethal and excruciating.

"Robbie consumed the Robbie potion and mutilated hundreds"

by Bile Titan March 26, 2024

purple potion mojo

lean, just a dinner way to say it

“You got the purple potion mojo?”
“Fuck yea”

by carl azus March 2, 2018