portal hopping

The act of moving over portals in the Ragnarok Online Alpha Test by spamming the Print Screen key.

OMG HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx!!

stfu, n00b, he'z just p0rt4l h0ppin'z.

O. A/S/L? LOLZ!1111

by SirHawkeye March 25, 2005

the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

Demon Portal

Vagina.

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.

by anonononmys December 07, 2008

Nom Nom Portal

Another word for the noun “mouth”.

“I’m going to shove some food into my nom nom portal.”

by javaskkr July 16, 2019

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 12, 2021

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

portal key

A virtual item used in the augmented reality game Ingress used to make links, fields and remote recharge portals.

Did you know that recycling a portal key will give you 500 Xm?

by Benbe January 07, 2016