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Exhaust Port

While in the missionary position, the male party pulls out before climax and shoots his load all the way up to the open mouth of his female partner. This is akin to the exhaust port shot that destroyed the first death star in Star Wars: A new hope.
"Almost there ... Almost there ... HITS AWAY!"

"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
by Captain Polak January 11, 2009
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port-a-[name]

A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.
Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.

The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!
by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011
mugGet the port-a-[name]mug.

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event
1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018
mugGet the Port Manningmug.

port angeles

An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.
Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.
by Carlo May 13, 2005
mugGet the port angelesmug.

nigg port

another name for the restaurant Red Lobster, as its patrons are predominately african american.
Man I think I'm gonna take my girl to the nigg port for our date tonight; she loves seafood.
by definately not a racist February 16, 2008
mugGet the nigg portmug.

port city

Shreveport La, one of the trillest cities in the Boot
bozzport top of tha boot I love port city 318 weeziana.
by pete harris April 27, 2006
mugGet the port citymug.

Port Jefferson

City on Long Island in New York that St. Charles Hospital is located. Which is the birth place of many of the children on Long Island. Also known as Port Jeff.
by Amberrr Nicoleee December 23, 2008
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