pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo

That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker

by batman1998353 May 12, 2015

pole whacking

First coined in the award-winning educational documentary "G.N.A.R.", pole whacking is the act of testing the shredability of snow with ski poles. Usually the action is performed at the top of a sick line.

"I'm so ready to whack my pole on that fat white powder at Squaw this season ."

"All the dudes at snow club love getting together for some hot pole whacking action every January."

by ErinSlayor May 2, 2018

Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!

Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked

by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Pole nugget

The opposition of mole nugget and a dancer at a club

Bro that club had pole nugget

by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020

pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.

"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"

by Baxta December 26, 2006

pole fancy

someone who is gay

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Justin Bieber's new song?

Person 2: No, Justin Bieber is a fucking pole fancy...

by CarlosSpicyWeiner May 25, 2010