shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

by exo666 February 26, 2009

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W October 10, 2007

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 29, 2014

Pikey eye’d

When ya mate has one too many spliffydoo’s and can barely open his eyes

Oi, Jackary is already absolutely pikey eye’d

by Peachyjohnson May 8, 2021

Pikey

-Verb, to steal or to take property where doing so demonstrates a stingy or miserly characteristic.

I knew Rich liked to pikey things from KFC, but apparently you do too.

by e-pondlife October 2, 2010

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018