pissamist

Someone who turns into an optimist when pissed and a pessimist when sober.

Drink causes my optimism to increase but I lose it when I am sober, I guess I am a pissamist.

by rorygory July 20, 2020

pessimessi

shes married to jakey

did you know pessimessi is married to jakey, they personally told me and showed the signed contract and everything

by pessimessi November 22, 2020

Possumistic

A combination of being both optimistic and pessimistic.

Why are you being so possumistic?

by enealys April 2, 2021

Pissamist

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty because it’s all piss

Chris is such a pissamist

by The_One_True_Chrisp April 4, 2022

Pussymist

A sad little bitch whos too much of a wuss to do anything to improve their mood

Im sad, but i dont wanna annoy anyone to make plans
You're a pussymist

by little gay bitch May 4, 2022

pessemystic

More ready to discount/ignore/criticize a fortune-teller's work than to support or trust it.

I used to be devoutly "OPTImystic" in previous years. but then when I learned that so many of these mediums had been famously busted as frauds, I eventually became decidedly "pessemystic", especially after a few of my own friends lost sizeable fortunes through said quacks' phony activities. In fact, nowadays the whole subject actually makes me "pissemystic" sometimes, in that I partially lose bladder control on some occasions when I hear about yet another cards-and-incense charlatan embroiled in yet another scandal.

by QuacksO August 28, 2022

pausimistic

Transitioning from a pessimist to optimist.

I wouldn't consider myself an optimist yet, however I'm pausimistic.

by WizeWithWords March 1, 2024