PTD

PTD — also known as Po-Ta-Do — , is when said person has intercourse with a potato without protection — or rawdogging a potato —.

Santanna: imagine just rawdogging a potato
Wilbur: careful you might get PTD

by martinlovesdanny July 28, 2022

PTD

Acronym for 'Permission to dilly'

What one says when he is in possession of the ball and wishes to dilly.

Person 1 - PTD lads?
Person 2 - Permission granted

by Jamesbcd August 2, 2014

PTD

Pissed To Death. The feeling when your lecturers are assholes !!!

My lecturers are lazy douches that cannot be bothered with their students !!! I'm so PTD !!!

by snoopy808 October 30, 2011

PTD

permanent tit damage

DUDE when that chick elbowed me in the tit i think i got PTD

by emilyebh March 26, 2009

PTD

Pimpin Tony D

Pimp of Highview C.C.C

Dont pimp her, who are you? PTD?

by Bill the ultimate muffin November 20, 2003

PTD

(Post tabir depression)

The feeling you get after leaving tabir and coming home after having the best 2 weeks of your fucking life with your uki friends. This pain and sadness experienced in PTD is closely compared to losing a pet.

“Damn, that PTD really hitting hard” *while watching netflix alone in your room*

by Varsityshit July 22, 2019

PTD

A PTD known as a "Pokey Down Ting" is used when packing the cone of a joint / spliff.

A small object such as an track suit aglet or a shoes aglet is a perfect example of a PTD.

Yo bro you got a PTD so I can pack this zoot?

by CK1011 March 7, 2022