Paint the Octopus

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity

David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"

by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009

idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

by zman90 November 2, 2020

octopussy

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.

I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.

by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

by Nick D October 28, 2004

onrop

onrop is the word 'porno' backwards which derivied from the adventures of yag and gaf in the search yssup

yag and gaf were searching for yssup while on the onrop computer.

by Dillon February 26, 2003

Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.

"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

octopi

An attempted pluralization of the word "octopus". "Octopus", however, does not pluralize as most other words ending in "-us" borrowed from Latin. The proper Latin plural of "octopus" is "octopodes" (pronounced in English "awk-t@-POE-deez"). Saying "octopodes", however, is like pronouncing the first "r" in "February"--something seldom done and appreciated, however greatly, by very few. Your best bet is just to stick with the good old English pluralization, "octopuses".

While the two syllabontes of our mollusk neurobiology class differed in some ways, they both mentioned a discussion of how octopodes *octopi, while certainly not as intelligent as homines sapientes, were nonetheless the smartest of the invertebrata.

by atemperman January 25, 2004