octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

Inland Octopus

The act of inserting eight fingers into the vagina or butthole and wiggling them around vigorously to create intense pleasure and likely an immediate orgasm.

An advanced user can use their thumbs to play with vag bean. Or in reverse, the thumbs can be used to tickle the stink rim.

Every other Saturday the wife and I take turns performing the Inland Octopus on each other. She likes the normal way, and I like it in reverse.

by SwimTrunkDude December 4, 2017

Octopus Knight

A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces

ne3 octopus knight lol

by Zingle Zimbabwean January 7, 2023

Olive Octopus

An Olive Octopus is a super-fun and multi-sensory sexual experience that involves both masturbation and penetration for two people of any gender. One person lies down on their back with their legs spread. The other person lies down on their back, on the other person, junk-near-junk, facing the other end of the bed. One person pours olive oil in their cupped hand and both people shake hands so oil is all over their hands. Both people finger-fuck each other's asses while they masturbate themselves. Four arms and four legs makes a regular octopus, but with a lot of olive oil you've yourself an Olive Octopus.

Sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was having an Olive Octopus with Steve.

by Bad JDP June 17, 2023

Octopus nipples

The non-existent nipples of an octopus

I ate octopus nipples

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 16, 2023