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Oswald Arms

Someone with REALLY long arms for their body, and also very skinny and weak.
LMAO look at that kid he has such oswald arms, no wonder his bench sucks.
by Alex May 15, 2007
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Lake Oswego

The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.

The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.

Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
by HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY WHAT?!?! hi. December 4, 2010
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nice shot, Oswald

From the skill exercised by Lee Harvey Oswald in shooting President Kennedy through cover while in motion, this phrase denotes the respect one must have for the skill used in doing something you don't necessarily like.
"...And then his meme became so popular that it shut down the office email system and we were stuck without communication for two whole days. Nice shot, Oswald."
by Nwebb January 29, 2009
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Oswald

Ew man, someone left such an oswald in the toilet last night, I couldn't get to sleep!
by 123unicornflavouredicecream April 11, 2014
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oswaldtwistle

the act of one(usually male) inserting his fist into the females anus and rotating, also know as the fist and twist
" omg Mel loves to oswaldtwistle all night long"

"she took it like a slut taking oswaldtwistle"
by jimp scown November 2, 2008
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oswalt

one with a depressing, yet strangely upbeat, view of the world, often expressed through their sence of humor.
oswalt is the last name of famous comedian/actor patton oswalt. this term originally described jokes following his style of humor. it now also extends to people of his charicter, or people who have taken to using his jokes.
"dude...you just pulled an oswalt"
"you're such an oswalt"
by private brooklyn October 11, 2006
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Oswalded

to be an actor or agent for a government or corporate entity that engages in 'false flag' events that after the fact are sacrificed to ensure the endgame of such events that leave no discernible loose ends and leads to further obliteration of the truth.
see Lee Harvey Oswald.
It is evident to see by the events of the JFK assassination and the subsequent arrest of the alleged gunmen Lee Harvey Oswald that culminated with Jack Ruby murdering Oswald to eliminate any possible connections it is apparent that Lee Harvey was Oswalded by the very forces he worked for.
by Chilcotin Buddha December 31, 2013
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