Inland Octopus

The act of inserting eight fingers into the vagina or butthole and wiggling them around vigorously to create intense pleasure and likely an immediate orgasm.

An advanced user can use their thumbs to play with vag bean. Or in reverse, the thumbs can be used to tickle the stink rim.

Every other Saturday the wife and I take turns performing the Inland Octopus on each other. She likes the normal way, and I like it in reverse.

by SwimTrunkDude December 4, 2017

octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.

srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)

by katileka March 17, 2011

Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017

Octopus Knight

A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces

ne3 octopus knight lol

by Zingle Zimbabwean January 7, 2023

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 16, 2023

octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018