This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.
The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.
Mustard must be involved at some point.
The winner is then crowned.
All rejoice.
***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.
Mustard must be involved at some point.
The winner is then crowned.
All rejoice.
***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019
Get the launch the octopusmug. When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.
by Reno9119 August 29, 2017
Get the Golden octopusmug. i watch octopus game for 10 days straight
i play the game of octopus
i won octopus game and get big prize
i play the game of octopus
i won octopus game and get big prize
by bug man bug man cool bug man November 2, 2021
Get the octopus gamemug. A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much
I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.
by Bowslosski August 16, 2023
Get the Moody octopusmug. "Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"
by Avila A. July 20, 2016
Get the Octopus Trebuchetmug. When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.
NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
Get the Octopus Gripmug. Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018
Get the octopus to the facemug.