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no nothing

It basically means "nothing". "No nothing" is a stronger tone of expressing the state of having nothing at all.
I've got no house, no car, no food, no nothing!
by JWO August 16, 2006
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Doing Nothing

The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:

"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).

Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.
Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
by angry piece of shit September 30, 2009
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nothing but the truth!

Description of someone or something that is cooler than cool; someone or something that is simply badass!; awesome
This band is tight! That drummer is "nothing but the truth!"
by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022
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Self explanitory. Used as a response to when something of naught value has happened
News reporter: After the assassin finished off his rampage of brutally murdering The Jonas Brothers, he proceeded to then hijack Mel Gibson's private jet, where they were forced to crash land in the pacific ocean. And nothing of value was lost.'

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by John Handpenis February 4, 2010
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Double or nothing

A gamble to decide whether a loss or debt from a previous bet should be doubled or canceled.
Person A wins $5 off of Person B. Person B says "Double or nothing". Person B wins the second bet and the preexisting loss is canceled and no one receives money. If Person A wins the second then he receives double the amount of the first bet.
by qwertyuiop7777 May 17, 2015
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It's nothing personal

A phrase added before someone says something really shitty, in hopes of easing the severity of the comment.
It's nothing personal, but you repulse me.

It's nothing personal, but I don't know why I ever had sex with you.
by spillcanvasgirl21 June 27, 2009
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Nothing

It is mightier than God, more evil than the Devil, dumber than George W. Bush, uglier than Paris Hilton, the poor have it, the rich lack it, and if you eat it for too long, you will die.

Large amounts of it are found in the heads of politicians and the purses of pupils, students, single mothers and pensioners.
Example for nothing:
by Roflcopterrego October 18, 2008
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