Nob Rim

To rim something with your bellend.

The manager nob rimmed my friends burger

by QD91 November 1, 2007

nob jockie

meaning cock head or dickhead or a rude comment made to someone being a jackass

nikki: hey lish! did u see the way that guy was acting?

lish: yeah he was being such a nob jockie

by niklish December 9, 2008

Nob Curtain

A large overhanging belly, found out on fat guys that is so large it actually covers up the nob.

"Jeez, he was so fat i couldn't see his nob for his nob curtain."
As an insult to friends: "Mate, look at the size of your nob curtain"
"Chris Moyles has got a massive nob curtain"

by twinkypie September 23, 2009

Nob Sack

Condom (For those in Essex, UK. It's a form of contraception)

"She was the result of a split nob sack"

by That guy playing with himself December 23, 2009

Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

Nob Goblin

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

nob juice

Liquid expelled from the penis...hopefully onto a ladies breasts or other sexy parts. (or dude parts if your into that shit)

"Come on you sexy bitch drink my nob juice...what do you mean fuck off?"

by Chilled messiah February 7, 2006