Q: What's the difference between Judge Judy and a bowling ball?
A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!
A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!
by ron1127 October 16, 2005
Get the judge judymug. the over-sized sunglasses that girls wear, that partially conceal their attractiveness or lack thereof
by lonewolfchristmas July 19, 2010
Get the Judge Dreddmug. A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen to be worthy or not. If not the judging vagina shall bite it off, feeling no pity or reluctancy. If he who sticks his "junketh" into thy judging vagina be deemed worthy he will be introduced to a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by human kind. Unfortunately know one knows how the judging vagina judges, so bone at your own risk.
Dude #1: Hey bro did you hear about Jethroe?
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.
by Bucknasty25 September 25, 2008
Get the Judging Vaginamug. by Judge Turpin February 1, 2021
Get the Judge turpinmug. Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin
by Butter Mike June 1, 2023
Get the appellate judgemug. by dadadominator October 28, 2017
Get the Judge Westmug. by Iamwebster1307 July 4, 2021
Get the Judge Circlemug.