Chocolate Nixon

A Chocolate Nixon is when someone spreads Nutella ( A delicious chocolate breakfast spread sort of like peanut butter ) on their asshole and then has someone motorboat their ass. It's called a Chocolate Nixon because of the chocolate from the Nutella as well as the poop that may be in the ass still and because when someone does a Richard Nixon impression they shake their head violently from left to right and look like they're motorboating someone.

Nick: Man, I had a crazy night last night.
Chris: What happened?
Nick: Vikki got hammered on Jager last night again so I decided to spread Nutella on my ass and see if she'd give me a chocolate Nixon...
Chris: So did she?
Nick: I was president for a night =D

by Chocolatenix October 23, 2011

Richard Nixon

Best president ever. Sure he had the watergate scandal but think about it, he did what EVERY president does, except he got caught. The best always get caught. But he was smart, he kept his name clean by resigning instead of being impeached.

To know what Richard Nixon did just check the items in your home...who do you have to thank for all those things made in China...definately NOT Bush!!!

by psycolizard July 24, 2008

Richard Nixon

The 37th president of the United State. One of the best presidents who ever lived. Did more in his time in office than any other president.

Wow that was amazing you mmust be Richard Nixon

by Sam Fisher May 13, 2005

Do a Nixon

to wave both of your hands in the air and make your finger do the peace sign

i am going to do a Nixon outside for no reason

by Charles Dorfeuille September 29, 2010

Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.

You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*

by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011

The Nixon

Giving a Tranny a blowjob while Playing with her tits!

I gave that dirty tranny The Nixon

by Spc Kaufman July 1, 2011

Richard Nixon

The man who killed President and Senators Kennedy

Joey Kennedy: “THAT BITCH-ASS RICHARD NIXON KILLED MY SON”

by condoms r too small for me June 10, 2018