New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one

yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026

evil new hampshire 

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

evil new hampshire by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

Derry New Hampshire thornspike

A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.

I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.

Derry New Hampshire thornspike by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

A New Hampshire Seatbelt 

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

A New Hampshire Seatbelt by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

lisbon, new hampshire 

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

lisbon, new hampshire by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017

new hampshiers

Crazy but fun and friendly people NH. These people are pretty mellow know how to have a good time.

New hampshiers are some wacky people ( a person in Vermont said that).

new hampshiers by Dasiy meerkat July 24, 2017

NewHampshire Hedgehog 

When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

NewHampshire Hedgehog by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023