Nemo

a perverted little clown fish who touched a butt

Nemo:"I'm brave!"
*touches the butt*
*butt jiggles*
"ooh-YAAAA!"

by thegoodboi123 August 26, 2019

Nemo

The opposite of Omen. Nemo spelt backwards spells Omen, so likewise, the definition is backwards as well.

Definition of Omen: anything perceived or happening that is believed to portend a good or evil event or circumstance in the future

So, Nemo would mean something that has already happened.

Person 1: It's a bird of ill omen.
Person 2: It's already happening... It's a bird of ill nemo.

by Resent of ijji Gunz April 29, 2010

Nemo

A Nigger That Is An Emo

“Man that Nemo seems to always be depressed”

by Koidan🤙🏼💯 September 19, 2018

evil nemo

A pathetic, retarded five-year-old faggot that can't stop saying "Laudick," which is apparently the name of a family that he is homosexually obssessed with to the point of stalking them with both hands down his pants and making creepy phone calls where he does nothing but breathe heavily. Also, he knows ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING about religion, but like all egotistical, delusional and inbred infants, he thinks (assuming he is actually capable of thinking, which doesn't seem likely) he knows everything about a subject of which he couldn't know less about.

evil nemo: Laudick! Laudick Laudick Laudcik LAUDICK! LAUDICK!
Random Person: What teh hell is wrong with you?
evil nemo: ALL RELIGION ARE EVIL BECAUASE I SAID SO AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME! LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK LAUDICK!
Random person: Fucktard....

by Shadow of the Void February 16, 2008

Nemos

A word used to describe nude emos and amateur girls who post n00ds on the internets.



*nude + emo = nemo

Nick: Dude, look at this super hot .rar full of nemos!

Ron: Nicee!

by Turbo Ricky April 21, 2009

Nemophile

One who loves woodland areas and groves. Specifically related to Nemophilia as a type of flower preferring said environments.

All these fucking disaffected, nemophile hipsters with their antler shirts and their aspen tree wallpapers and their pseudo-outdoorsman shit are starting to piss me the fuck off.

by Dylan McDermott July 22, 2014

NEMO

The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!

Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!

Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.

Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.

Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!

by one of the evil ones... April 13, 2008